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09.06.2025 18:36
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Has anyone ever worn leather pants? Are they comfortable?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Tom Hanks finally breaks his silence on daughter’s bombshell memoir: ‘Not surprised’ - New York Post
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
AI could solve puzzles posed by twin stars in 'mere minutes or seconds on a single laptop' - Space
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
—
So they tried
Still no good
Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Rare ‘Einstein zig-zag’ sheds light on universe’s hidden forces - The Brighter Side of News
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.